August 23, 2011

Ramayana By Bill Gates

Ramayana By Bill Gates

Author: Jagan | 12th Feb, 2008

When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance to listen Ramayana from Atal 

Behari Vajpayee. After returning to US he wrote it in his personal Diary. A 

Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts from his diary.

Ramayana by Bill Gates

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named 

DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his 

queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-

rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His 
brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 
'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor. 

However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-

rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation 

of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat 
be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this 

cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he 

collapsed,power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to 

LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his 
brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRANSISTOR of 

RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed 

that he marry her. RAM, politely declined. 
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill 

her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by 

TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha 

REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep 

into forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out 

desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM 

SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. 
Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRAR and 

changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka. 

( Note: Collected from Chandamama.Com as it is really interesting in computer language)

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